Middlesboro 1-0 Birmingham

The winner came from Mark Viduka,
He's more annoying than a, fucking, verooka,
I'd like to kill him with a bazooka,
But instead I'll just bitch about him whilst I play snooker (!?)

If only Maik Taylor had come out to smother,
Need divine intervention from Jesus' mother,
Because defeats are coming in one-after-another,
This time we lost to 'Boro.