Fat Birds

More cushion,
For the pushing,
But there's always fussing,
If you don't get her a pudding.

They've got proper wobbley bits,
Cellulite in their bum looks like it's having epileptic fits,
However their tits,
Fall down into their arm pits!

Always dirty in bed,
Good at giving head,
Coz they think they're getting fed,
And they just eat your cock instead!