B I R D - F L U

Someone call a paramedic,

This is an epidemic,

No, what's it called....? Pandemic

No...I think its an Endemic?

All of these scientists fancy words,

about the deadly birds,

but from what I've heard you'd have to swallow their turds,

to suffer the deadly affects from 'Bird-flu' Quick, get the Nurse!

So you'd have to chew on an infected birds bowells,

If you see an infected bird call the government after, you've hit with a trowel,

Because the effects from eating poultry foul can be foul,

whether it's affected all birds including Owls!?

Our son is ill, what have you fed him?

Chicken Kievs? Christ he's a dead 'un!

Come on, love, to the hills we are headin'

We must flee the feathers of armageddon!