Birmingham 1-0 Sunderland

Don't think much of Sunderland,
They're not exactly in wonderland,
More like Blunder-land,
But they're a fair team- not under-hand.

I was a bit hungover and feeling ill,
That was until,
Heskey made it 1-0,
If we were any good we'd've gone in for the kill.

Threat of relegation is still very real,
Transfer window has closed, no more deals,
We're still in trouble, I feel,
We need more goals from the mighty Emile.