PREGNANCY

You've gotta take a pregnancy test,
Don't get stressed, About this mess, But you don't wanna end up like the rest,
Get rid of the pest, Sorry it's for the best, Or do you want a maternity vest,
To cover your swolen breasts?

I know you think I'm not being fair,
Please don't go spare, I do care, Just don't want you to have a vaginal tear,
It's not that rare, Need to get rid of it but where?
You tell me: " Abortion? Don't even go there."
Well it's that or I throw you down the stairs!