THE CLASSIC STUDENT HANGOVER

Why did I drink so much booze?
I was bound to lose.
Now I've got the blues,
I just want to snooze,
How did I get this bruise,
Must've been doing stunts like Tom Cruise.

I roll back over in my bed,
Holding my thumping head,
Wish I was dead,
I feel a sense of dread,
Think I've lost my street-cred.

Last night I was ready to rock,
Downing beer and a bottle of 'Hock'
Next time I looked at the clock,
5 am and I was wanking into a sock,
I look down and its still on my cock!

I feel my jaw click,
but, to the roof of my mouth, my tongue sticks,
Tastes like I drank an oil slick,
I'm such a dick,
Never drinking again! I'm not taking the mick,
Oh no...I'm gonna be sick..............WUUUUHHHHHHHHH