FOOD POISONING
Hi this is Phil, I'm really ill,
I've taken a headache pill, But vomit continues to spill.
YOU'RE TAKING THE MICK, BY CALLING IN SICK,
DON'T TAKE ME FOR A PRICK, COZ I DON'T MISS A TRICK!
I can't come to work, Which drives me beserk,
Should be at my desk like the other clerks, But I can't because stomach hurts!
YOU'RE ATTITUDE IS CAK, YOU'RE WORKRATE IS SLACK,
BY LUNCHTIME IF YOU'RE NOT BACK, YOU'RE GETTIN THE SACK!
I wish I could, dude, And I don't want to be rude,
But I had some badly cooked food, Since I ate it all I've done is spewd!
I've taken a headache pill, But vomit continues to spill.
YOU'RE TAKING THE MICK, BY CALLING IN SICK,
DON'T TAKE ME FOR A PRICK, COZ I DON'T MISS A TRICK!
I can't come to work, Which drives me beserk,
Should be at my desk like the other clerks, But I can't because stomach hurts!
YOU'RE ATTITUDE IS CAK, YOU'RE WORKRATE IS SLACK,
BY LUNCHTIME IF YOU'RE NOT BACK, YOU'RE GETTIN THE SACK!
I wish I could, dude, And I don't want to be rude,
But I had some badly cooked food, Since I ate it all I've done is spewd!
posted by phil davis at 2:02 pm
1 Comments:
i'm gonna be pullin that one on thursday cos im goin to a playboy bunny pubcrawl in that there north. alternatively i could call the council and get us closed down for a couple of days cos i saw a mouse dance across the restaurant floor.
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