Birmingham 0-7 (SEVEN) Liverpool

As a club we are fucked, Back of the net the ball constantly tucked,
We're out of the cup, the away end erupts.

It hurts me to say, but Brucie can't stay,
I know he wants to fight another day,
But we're going to get thrashed again on saturday.

Are we going to stay up? I have my doubts,
And out of the cup we've been knocked out,
These wankers have given us a clout,
We even let in two from Peter, fucking, Crouch!

This shite fucking, takes the, fucking, piss....
Supporting Blues has always been far from bliss,
But never been as depressing as this,
And I've just got another text message from someone taking the fucking piss!