Claire Sweeney

I'd love to be invited to her house,
I'd just stare at her tits as she muses in scouse.

Sitting with her, I'd just sit and stare,
Thinking about how much I love her hair.

If she were on e-bay, I'd've bought her,
I'd wash her then drink the bath water.

I want her so much she makes my pants creamy,
The TV presenter called Claire Sweeney.