West Sham United 3-0 Birmingham

Come on Brucie, have a word,
we are are playing, fucking, turd.

Upfront we had Mikel 'The Forss'
we'd've been better off with Inspector Morse.

It went 0-2 when Latka made a fuck up,
At least we're still in the FA Cup,

I want to turn this frown upside-down,
but if the premiership was a river- we'd've drowned.

We're so toothless, it does my head in,
Oh well, at least we beat Reading.