Jersey Beans (I'm only messin')

Everyone in jersey has loads of cash,
yet it still costs £30 for an 8th of hash,

People are too laid back- and smoke Silk Cut Red,
and are always paralaetic as they fall into bed,

They still use the old £1 notes,
and everyones obsessed with fucking boats,

They look like french peasants from Stella Artois ads,
and there's alot of homo-eroticism eminating from the lads,

The girls are fit and and lap up the attention,
but they are twats and reak of pretension.

World War 2 the Nazi's occupied with no mercy,
Shame they left, it could've been fun in Jersey!