Current State of Affairs

I'm still having to wear this cage,
I've had it on for quite an age,
It still fills me with intense rage,
But they take it off soon, nearly at 'that' stage!

Recently I've felt like less of a skank,
Because I've got nearly £400 in the bank,
and I've got Dawn to thank,
for playing with my nuts whilst I have a wank!

Its all good, despite having pins and needles,
and a foot like the hand of Jeremy Beadle's!