MORPHINE

I take my medicine and smoke some hash,
Its the best way if your short on cash.

Morphine turns my legs to jelly,
Gives me butterflies in my belly,
As I watch the tele
and try and wank over Lorraine Kelly.

So I ly prone,
and alone,
really stoned,
listening to the tv drone.

These are the benefits of Morphine,
and I drift off into a nice scene,
I'm having a trippy dream,
and its beutiful and serene.