'BENEFIT FRAUD'

I fill in the forms, tick the boxes 'yes or no'

Go to the DSS, back and forth, to-and-fro,

Don't you understand that I had to leave Iraq?

I'll be shot and killed, if I go back!

Please understand that my future will be bleaker,

if you don't accept me as an asylum seeker!

"There is somthing about your claim that is rather puzzling..."

"By the way, there's two I's in Shi'ite Muslim!"

"When I processed your claim, I had my doubts..."

"Now I've got you, you've been found out!"

"I must say I'm offended and frankly appauled.."

"At your attempt to commit benefit fraud!"