Nicci's mate 14.1.05.

She's got black hair and a tatoo on her gut,
and she's a really nice girl; not a slut.

She's one of those girls, you'd believe her lies,
probably because of her gorgeous, come-to-bed, eyes.

I'll never forget her formal inroduction,
"This is the girl who had the breast-reduction"

It made no difference, still got big tits,
I chatted her up all night and had her in bits.

Wanted so badly to get her into my bed,
but she fucked off with some aussie twat instead

She's lovely, from runcorn and her name is Gill,
Haven't seen her for months, but I think of her still.