CLONING AROUND

If only you could see my plans in the pictures I've drawn,
First DNA samples- then dozens are born!
It would be ace if I could Clone Dawn,
We could make incestuous, lesbian porn!

One Dawn could drive me everywhere- what a treat,
While I'm having a threesome with her on the backseat!
The only problem; Cloning's not very discreet,
But I am not about to concede defeat.

Even if one of them was a real moaner,
I'll just make her my 'personal' Organ-Donor,
After all I'm the one who Cloned her,
Like carrier pigeons, I'd never have to phone her!

Each time an embryo burst from its pod,
I'd be paranoid about a visit from Plod,
Arrested for Cloning; silly sod,
Isn't it madness to try to play God!?

For crimes against humanity; not easily disguised,
Found "guilty" at The Hague; I wouldn't be surprised,
and worse by now the Clones' periods have synchronised,
Judge slams down the gavel; "Now meet your demise!!!"