Liverpool 1-1 Birmingham

Early on Johnson gets a red card,
off Uriah Rennie; the retard.

Now they're going to beat us easy,
we go 1-0 down and I start to feel queasy.

Late on we get one off Alonso's head,
Like his shirt; his face was red!

We needed Taylor to make save after save,
throwing his arms about like he was at a rave.

For the scousers it was not to be for Robbie Fowler,
to say nothing of Xabi Alonso's howler.

When Gerrard scored I thought our chances were gone,
but final score Liverpool one, Birmingham one.